Today is one of those days when walking around in public where I am not entirely sure I am visible to everyone else.- Tuesday May 30 - 9:08pm
I'm amazed it takes my boys 5 minutes to eat a 4-course meal but half an hour to brush their teeth.- Friday May 19 - 1:58am
My impressions of “New York: the Novel” https://t.co/NIbFE75iXG- Wednesday Apr 5 - 2:26am
Just a small detail to convey how my pre-"leaving the house" morning went today: at one point, I yelled at my belt. #boydad- Thursday Mar 9 - 8:51pm
Kid: I want something.
Adult: Do this and you can have it.
Kid: You need to ask me nicely.
#kidlogic- Tuesday Feb 28 - 9:59pm