So, the League of Awesomeness probably wants me to tell you about a few websites that I have stumbled across over the last year that not only are interesting, but brilliant in their own way.

Now, you won’t find links to sites full of (a) people jumping off of buildings into cardboard boxes, surfing on cars, throwing things at each other, punching a buddy in the face or in general doing something that could possibly be listed in the dictionary as an example for “stupid.” You also won’t find (b) YouTube or Google Video links, or links to any other moronic video site where you might also find people doing similar activities to (a), above.

1. First of all, check out “the show with ze frank.” Ze is brilliant, and if I ever have the fortune to run into him on the streets of the greatest city in the world, I will tell him so. Current events, funny anecdotes, and always with the most interesting of analogies to explain things to his many viewers. And he’s nuts, so that helps.

2. Where the hell is Matt? Just go there, read all about it. Matt’s all over the internet, so unless you live under a rock, use AO-hell or simply don’t have internet service (you fucking troglodyte) you’ve probably heard of him.

3. For all you Halo fans out there, check out red vs. blue. Of course, if you really are a Halo fan, you’ve already seen this site. If you haven’t seen this site, you are a charlatan imposing yourself as a Halo fan. Begone!

4. Everyone knows I enjoy computers – the idea of a podcast has struck me as an interesting excuse to make a bunch of short films. Now, if I can just get Ehren to be as excited about actually working on stuff as he is about talking. About working on stuff. At any rate, I wish I had come up with the idea for this podcast: it combines computers, filmmaking and drinking in one. Who could ask for anything more? Tiki Bar TV rocks your cock off. Literally. Hello, Lala!

5. Kid Beyond. Seriously, he’s the shit. Not only does he beat-box (and well) but he live loops his own songs, and then sings on top of them. And anyone that likes Portishead enough to cover one of their songs has gotta be alright, right?

6. Mister Nice Hands. Enough said on this one, really.

7. OK – one more. Weird Al has still got it.

So, that’s a nice collection for now. I’ll gather more in the coming months. Seriously, those are great links, right? Not a bum in the lot. (That’s a M*A*S*H* quote, Mary’s.) There are only a few pieces of really great advice in this world. One would be to check out those links. Two would be “multiple sources of income.” Three would be: fuck a lot of women. Four would be, go see Little Miss Sunshine to fully understand three. Once again, you won’t be disappointed.